26 December 2009

story about pakistan (according 2 my aunty)

My daddy's sister, Aunty Saira just came back from Pakistan and we went 2 visit her yesterday..
i sgt2 xcited nk jmpe die cz i know msti die beli Punjabi Suit 4 me from there..
hehe...bju2 kt sne sgt murah kowt...
n YES!! she did buy 1 for me...
sgt howt n sgt2 lawa... :P
tht dress klaw kt i beli kt Malaysia might cost around RM350 n guess what??
my aunty bought it from pakistan for 700 Rupees... murah gler kn?? :P
"1000 Rupees = RM 50"

ok.. so here's some story bout pakistan tht i heard from my aunty...

1 : in pakistan the girl hve 2 get married with the guy choosed by their parents... well i2 bleh terime lgi tp ape yg i xleh trime is the bride n groom xleh xtgk muke each other..nt even pic until dorng nikah... OMG... mmg brani mati laa..cbe klaw tht girl lpas tgk tht guy kte xmnat?? cmne 2?? dh nikah kowt... thank godness in staying in Malaysia nt in Pakistan...

2 : when u get married ( girls) ur parents have 2 give alot of stuffs mcm tv, katil, aircond n mcm2 laa... agak2 laa kn.. cbe klaw my future husband mntk smue nie b4 kawin mmg i akn lempang die ok!! ingt my dad bwat duit kew??

3 : as we know in pakistan klaw org 2 kaya means die sgt2 kaya n klaw die miskin then die sgt2 miskin..so the law says org kaya in pakistan xboleh makan ayam or daging (kambing only..lembu dorng xmkn) everyday..klaw dorng masak 2 bnde nie tiap ari dorng boleh kena tangkap cz x kecian kt or miskin....apelaa... i xleh hidup tanpa ayam kowt!! hehehe :P

4 : another thing bout org kaya n org miskin nie is org kaya cume bleh ade 1 rumah jew kt pakistan...klaw ade lebih dri 1 rumah then rumah 2 akn dirobohkn...seksenye dduk kt sne... :(

5 : my aunty went 2 pakistan for 11 days n guess what!! in this 11 days die xleh kuar dri pintu rumah langsung...tuan rumah xbgi cz die kte nnti jiran2 taw ade org dtg dri Malaysia..klaw kecoh kang penyamun akan dtg dengan parang n all the stuffs... n dorng kte bnde 2 slalu jdi kt kampung dorng... OMG mummy...thx godness tht day tiket 2 pakistan dh hbis...ade hikmah kowt mummy xdpt ikut Aunty Saira 2 pakistan tht day.. :(

* so the moral of the story is i xkn g Pakistan... i luv Malaysia n Malaysia laa tmpt pling aman skali... (semangat patriotik jap.. :P )



3 comments:

haikadove said...

ahahaa criusly?
im glad im in malaysia too;p
*sbuk jee*

a**d said...

kalau ko duduk sana kan anyz,
ko xkan jd mcm yuhayneez yunus y aku kenal..
hoho..

yUhAyNeEz said...

hahaha...
taw xpew...
malaysia is the best... :P